And Now Here's The Buckinghams With "Kind Of A Drag"...
The short of it is: closing paperwork for retail stores really deserves to die a horrible, horrible death and spend the rest of forever writhing in anguish and damnation in the 9th level of Dante's Inferno, where it is constantly being chewed by one of the mouths of Lucifer's three faces.
The not-so-short of it is: my second time closing the kiosk ever found a single "oops" involving an early printing of a cash balance list that proved damned near impossible to rectify. Sure, I learned what the problem was (don't print it until closing) and will never repeat it again so long as I live, but try to fix it, and...gyaaaaaa. I was supposed to depart 9:15ish at the latest. I left the mall at 9:50.
I am...displeased.
Today's Lesson: for the love of God, never EVER print out the Z-reading for the store until you are closing.
posted by Phillip at 7:10 PM
